10 reasons why Dogs are superior to cats

1. Dogs are man's best friend. Cats are demonic.

2. You can look fashionable with a dog. Taking a cat out for a walk just ain't cool these days

3. Cats scratch you whenever they PMS. A dog understands you, wakes you up in the morning with a lick and stays by your side when you're down in the dumps.

4. Cats clean themselves. Fuck, that is damn disgusting. I know dogs aren't exactly the cleanest animals but just thinking of an animal cleaning itself and you touching the furball after that is... Disturbing.

5. You can play with dogs but not cats. Okay, so I googled. You can teach a cat some tricks, but there is a limit to what cats can do nowadays.

6. Cats jump too mightily high. Mr Mickles has conquered almost every area taller than my table. And yes, that includes my toilet. Dogs run with pride. LOL. So, dogs pwn.

7. Dogs actually respond to their names. And this is coming from experience because MR MICKLES DOES NOT RESPOND TO MR MICKLES!

8. Dogs can guard your house. Except for the useless ones like poodles, etc etc, they scare intruders away. Cats are nonexistent. I bet if there's an intruder in my apartment now, the cat will hide in the toilet lah please. Pussy. Literally.

9. Dogs won't steal your chocolate. Cats sit on everything. Topple over everything. Smell everything.

10. LASTLY, CLEANING THE KITTY'S LITTER IS JUST CHAOOOOO CHEEE BYEEEE!!!!
Dogs piss outside. The end.